Zombie Apocalypse Preparation Level: Genius

heart shaped eggs

If I can't have love

Art by Glenn Ligon

Lady Gaga Makes a Donation

Showers

Source:  http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kpfsw/showers/

The Labor Pain Machine

Kudos, Tesla.

Read:  CERN discovers faster than light particle.

life

use your imagination

source: http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/

Rap

Source:  http://satwcomic.com/the-world

Here's what I've learned..

Schrödinger's Cat is alive.

and very angry.

funnier:   http://xkcd.com/325/

what moms think of teen-aged kids when..

reddit response:

Dogs FTW!!

map designed to offend everyone

rail

no mistake

Source:  Jonathan Harris

escape from childhood

Source: Jonathan Harris

scream

source:  http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com

my father just disowned me.. anyone want a spare daughter?

The response:

Source:  http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jnkzp/six_months_ago_my_father_disowned_me_after_i/